"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
Everyone keeps telling me that I look like Brad Pitt... except for the hair, face and body!
Who took the cork off my lunch?!
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
You don't have to agree with everything I say .... but it's quicker!!
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
Der er to måder at diskuterer/argumentere med en kvinde.... ingen af dem virker!
Whether you think you can or cannot...you're right!
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
Yes, we can!




